December 2007
30 posts
I'm at work right now, but I found this pretty...
ALLEN You think that you see what’s present …but you don’t, you never do… All you can ever see is the past. Look in the mirror, you see a person in the mirror who is younger than you are… because the light has to go from you to the mirror and from the mirror to your eye. So it leaves you, goes to the mirror and comes back. So whenever you see yourself, you see...
“Now, I know there are some polls out there saying this man has a 32% approval...”
– Stephen Colbert at the 2006 White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner
Old Camp Photos
They rehired me at camp. I guess know what i’ll be doing this summer.
Web Art by Ben Benjamin that was featured at the... →
“Dude, you’re so web 2.0!”
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WatchI made this today. I would have kept going but for that visual style, the song gets a little overwhelming.
I have an idea. →
— joshmeyers What Idea would that be? Photograph african people with wild animals on leashes?
JESUS
B: free hopalong show???
D: yeah
B: WHAT TIME?
B: ???????
B: ???
D: block away from sara's house
B: ?????
B: ?hijtgohudgzjudgz
D: 9pm
B: ejrir
B: 9?
B: GOD
B: I MUST BE HOME BY EIGHT
D: hahahaha
B: JESUS
WatchI can’t tell if this one is funny or not. Maybe context will make it better on the show. — benkorman I LIKE IT! I LIKE IT! I LOVE IT!
Welcome to my home page ! Kiss You!!!!!!!! →
In 2001 this was the most visited personal website ever. I don’t know if that’s still true.
Sexy Thoughts
K: You don't think about me often!
D: Yes i do
K: No you dont
D: what is your evidence
K: Want to know how I know?
K: I don't get the chills that often
D: that is because you are well insulated
D: perhaps
K: Perhaps it is when someone is thinking HARD about me
K: Having serious intense thoughts
D: serious intense thoughts aren't any fun
K: SEXY THOUGHTS
“The toilet is a tool of my omniscience.”
– Anonymous Metabrain
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“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy…”
– Tom Waits
Slinkachu's Little People →