There is a man - a certain man -
And for the poor you may be sure
That he'll do all he can!
Who is this one?
This fav'rite son?
Just by his action
Has the Traction magnates on the run?
Who loves to smoke?
Enjoys a joke?
Who wouldn't get a bit upset
If he were really broke?
With wealth and fame,
He's still the same.
I'll bet you five you're not alive
If you don't know his name.
What is his name?
It's Charlie Kane.
(Chorus: It's Mister Kane!)
He doesn't like that Mister
He likes good old Charlie Kane.